Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 22, 2024

Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

cocksucker hat

Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.

Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..

by Awzum December 25, 2022

Hat

When you have the girl in a 90 degree with there pussy on you head, and she sucking you penis

Man, that bitch had a decent hat!

by DirtyTommy April 22, 2019