National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
by Booty bandit February 26, 2019
On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 13, 2019
For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
by Yugo Yagami May 04, 2020
It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!
by Lauren✨ November 05, 2019
P1: hey did you know that today is National Derek Shepherd day
P2: why today?
P1: CAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY HE DIEDDDD
P2: why today?
P1: CAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY HE DIEDDDD
by Greys anatomy queen November 21, 2020
by Jsloat77 January 28, 2020
every february on the 16th it is national appreciate tittys day, they deserve some lovin too so appreciate the girls
by livinlovin February 17, 2019