National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

National skip school day!

It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!

John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!

Party at your house right?

by Lauren✨ November 5, 2019

National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.

I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!

by NOSD! June 23, 2021

National hydro flask day

On November 13th at 12 am the games starts, whoever gets the most kills with their hydro flask wins

Hey sam, guess what tomorrow is
What's tomorrow?
NATIONAL HYDRO FLASK DAY... you better be prepared

by Will 🤫 October 1, 2019

National Kobe Bryant day

The day we celebrate Kobe and his daughters passing. RIP Kobe and Gianna

I will partake in National Kobe Bryant day

by Jsloat77 January 27, 2020

National Baby Yoda day

On National Baby Yoda day you have to get or draw a baby Yoda and have it sing a song in front of at least3 people this event takes place on Jan 13.

Today is Jan 13, which meant it is "National Baby Yoda day".

by Baby Yoda fan January 14, 2021