National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend

It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack

by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020

National Pie day

January 23rd is national pie day. So make some pie and enjoy!

Person 1: Hey did you hear it's national pie day?
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

National Regret Day

National regret day is held on April 19th. On this holiday, many people usually think about the mistakes they've made in the past. Also, many mistakes and mishaps tend to happen on this day.

National regret day is coming up, and I have a lot of things I regret doing!

by (ㅎㅅㅎ) April 19, 2020

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

National marblecrib88 day

This is the day we remember the day marblecrib got a ace in r6

Person a:"what day is it"
Person b :"it's national marblecrib88 day (they then have a big party)

by No one 7377373 November 10, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

National No homework day

A day where no one, teachers or parents are allowed to give you any time of homework unless you want it

“HEY JORDAN DID YOU DO YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?” “Mom, remember it’s national no homework day?”

by Ok hoe November 21, 2020