National Pie day

January 23rd is national pie day. So make some pie and enjoy!

Person 1: Hey did you hear it's national pie day?
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

National Regret Day

National regret day is held on April 19th. On this holiday, many people usually think about the mistakes they've made in the past. Also, many mistakes and mishaps tend to happen on this day.

National regret day is coming up, and I have a lot of things I regret doing!

by (ㅎㅅㅎ) April 19, 2020

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

National Opposite Day

On Feb 29. Each 4 years you will be punched if u speak without Bing back words

National Opposite Day is onece every 4 years and you can do all but say back words if a. Girl rejects u on this day she actuly is now your girlfriend/(*_*)\

by National opposed day February 25, 2020

National Belt Day

A day where you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with ur friends. At night you can oil each-other up and wrestle butt naked.

“Oh its National belt day Tim is wearing his Louis belt. We might wrestle butt naked later on”

by sheepdogmanguy March 9, 2020

National marblecrib88 day

This is the day we remember the day marblecrib got a ace in r6

Person a:"what day is it"
Person b :"it's national marblecrib88 day (they then have a big party)

by No one 7377373 November 10, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020