by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
Get the Mike Jonesmug. Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
Get the Mikemug. Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
Get the Mike Lifemug. by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
Get the Loose Melons Mikemug. The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022
Get the mike diseasemug. by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021
Get the Seduce mike daymug.