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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
mugGet the Mike Pencemug.

Mike

by Flubbergup October 5, 2020
mugGet the Mikemug.

Mike B

A disrespectful egotistical, arrogant, rude, racist, sexist, POS asshole male that can't keep even the nicest girlfriend, and he even hates kids! The worst cock sucker wanna be alpha male on the planet! Everyone fucking hates him!
Did you see the asshole guy attack that girl scout? A real fucking Mike B we got here! That POS needs to be someone's prison bitch for life!
by Nichorn June 28, 2020
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Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around
go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer
by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023
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Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.
all hail mike wasowski
by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019
mugGet the Mike Wasowskimug.

mike wong

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Mikelis

Mikelis is hot asf, dude has a massive penis. He is loving, and charming, brown hair, green eyes, the perfect man! He is basically a god, no no no, I am wrong, HE IS A GOD! Fucking beast in everything, especially in bed, this man destroys everything in his way, not a single cervix will stop this man. His bff Victor is hot asf too btw. MARRY BOTH OF EM.
Yo is that Mikelis?
Yeah, the hottest man in the world.
by Danskletisk December 9, 2021
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