by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and it’s covered in poop, looking like a skull helmet with mud.
by Carolina Chugger August 24, 2021

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse
by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"
by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022

by Ntiicmy May 31, 2018
