The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the lick before you lapmug. Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.
by Poofawoo May 7, 2022
Get the Licking Stampsmug. by Willham_123 September 14, 2021
Get the devious lickmug. A "Devious Lick" is where a 9-year-old TikToker steals or destroys something from their school and puts it on the internet.
:Child: Yo dude did you do the Devious Lick on TIKTOK?
:TIKTOKER Child: Yeah I did!
:Me: *Shoots Children*
:TIKTOKER Child: Yeah I did!
:Me: *Shoots Children*
by Mungus_Fungus_YT September 22, 2021
Get the Devious Lickmug. Person 1: Did you notice the sink in the first floor bathroom is gone?
Person 2: Keep it quiet but, John hit a devious lick on that sink.
Person 2: Keep it quiet but, John hit a devious lick on that sink.
by Luigiloco September 21, 2021
Get the Devious lickmug. (adjective)
1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.
2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.
2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
Get the Finger licking goodmug. Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
by RiuDenise December 28, 2013
Get the It licks hammersmug.