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Jordan Derosia

1.the most amazing girl ever.
2.she is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see in your life.
3.she is the best girlfriend a guy can ever imagine having.
4. the best kisser in the world
person:You see that girl over there.
Person2: yeah she is relle hot.
Person: thats Jordan Derosia she is Keith's girlfriend
Person2: dayummm im jealous
by GOON25 February 7, 2009
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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014
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Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack
Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
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Jordan Hub

Jordan Hub (noun —slang)

Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
“Bruh a real Jordan Hub—drop 30 without even sweating.”

“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”

“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”

That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
by boimans November 30, 2025
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
Jordan is a beautiful lady.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
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