June 13

Today is the day you can make out/kids your bf/GF!

Gf: Baby wanna make out in the bathroom
Bf: why?

Gf: it'd June 13!
Bf: well I was going to anyways so say no more
*starts aggressively making out with each other*

by LARKES LUVR May 9, 2025

June 5

Today is the day Homer Simpson can eat as many donuts as he can

Homer Simpson: Today is June 5 . I’ll be eating all the donuts in Springfield!

by Anonymous Anonymousanonymousan October 30, 2019

June 22

National Soapy titty pic day.

Get a friend or loved one to send you a soapy titty pic.

Hey it's June 22.
Okay I'll send the pic later.

by iamandwhat June 22, 2024

June 17

The only valid day to reject Pride Month

Yooo he was born on June 17, he’s actually the goat

by Godflash4 June 10, 2022

Kate June

The most magnificent beautiful creation you'll ever witness, she will take over your heart and mind in the most wonder struck way.

Kate June is the bestest.

by Purebliss31752 August 11, 2025

Bethany June

A Youtuber who sings songs on her guitar

Did you see the new Bethany June video?
Yeah, it's awesome!

by Tweedlecochon July 1, 2025

June 11

Nese birthday the realist person out there HAPPY BIRTHDAY

"Did you know abt June 11th?"
"No?"
"it's nese birthday the realist stop playin"
"OHH HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY"

by Lolsies78 June 10, 2023