July

ugly bitches are born there. they have no life. they will not reach more in life in the future. they are useless

People in July are shit.

by shsnenszj April 19, 2021

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

by weskons July 28, 2024

1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

by RodrigoTheWolf May 30, 2022

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

by horloq July 01, 2024

July 15

The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life

I was born on the best day alive. JULY 15th

by Michael2003 April 05, 2023

July 15

july 15 is the best e-thot’s birthday my boiiiss 😄😄

come and get a taste ;)) 👅

this year it’s the 16th bday soo... 16 blowjobs for you guys 😜

ps
il kane e simili non sono ammessi

gveni loved my blowjob last year

alberigo too 😉
see ya on July 15 babies ♡

by andrejopolis October 15, 2019

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 08, 2021