retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
by Tk4real January 24, 2018
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Gas Queen

Gas Queen or Gas Queens someone who drives the streets where prostitutes can be found not really wanting to buy.
As a sex worker is standing in the streets working. There are men that will drive around the block slowing down to look at the sex workers. Not wanting to buy anything. And confusing the sex workers into thinking that they are going to buy and causing the sex workers to rush over to jump into a car that will not stop. Basicly they are wasting their gas hence the name Gas Queens.
by bleachback May 14, 2011
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Smots-T-Gas

Sir Markabella of the Sports Trivia Great and Small
Adios, Sir Markabella of the Sports Trivia Great and Small (Smots-T-Gas)
by Markabella December 15, 2008
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Adolf's Gas

A gas station where you can get 88% off
Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!
by El Buttsexo February 9, 2024
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gas pump

A gas pump is when you stick your penis in another mans ass, and fill the cavity with urine.
"Just got a gas pump earlier, still leaking out."
by Gorg0nzolameister March 16, 2024
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Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.
Honey why are you gas farting me?
by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025
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ethiopian gas attack

the act of farting during sexual activities on purpose while sitting on a partners face but pretending to make it sound like an accitdent
yo i gave my man an ethiopian gas attack last night it felt so good to do
by Esftsgsgw.gywgsgysgs January 15, 2020
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