Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
by Corn & Rye November 15, 2022
Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse
by MattyPotter November 22, 2018
by Mi_Rooster December 20, 2016
Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.
Mud runs thicker than blood.
by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024