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Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 1, 2025
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human

a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat
i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.

i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal
by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019
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Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.
Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.
by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023
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Human

A meme that means nothing made by Iqaudz in Youtube
friends say: Wanna play

You respond: Human
by IQAUDZ January 17, 2023
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Humans

most humans are useless Parasites
Hmm,........ Humans!
by What tf do you mean February 24, 2021
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Human

A Human is a person capable of living in total harmony and connection with nature and all living things on this beautiful earth. Capable of growing infinite abundant gardens where life blooms and no profit is ever needed because the biggest profit is for free food and health.

Sometimes Humans think they need to fight to survive. And some also think they need to work from 9 to 5 an entire life working for a company that’s just brings him money…

Humans are amazing beautiful beings that need to wake up for Love to start perceiving life to its top level.
Human is belonging
by LeonLePro December 4, 2021
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human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.
by milahu November 15, 2025
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