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Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
by Golden asian December 19, 2014
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A person who appears normal on the outside—sometimes even charming—but beneath the surface is emotionally decayed, morally bankrupt, and entirely hollow. Often manipulative, selfish, and abusive, they wear the appearance of humanity but lack all the qualities that make someone truly human: empathy, accountability, and emotional depth.

Used to describe:

Narcissists

Emotional abusers

Pathological liars

People who destroy others while playing the victim
“He’ll smile in your face, cry on command, and then destroy your life while blaming you for bleeding. Classic rotting core in a human costume.”

“She acted like a supportive friend until the moment I crumbled—then used every secret I ever shared against me. That’s not a person. That’s a rotting core in a human costume.”

“He says all the right words about mental health and healing, but he doesn’t believe in either—he just wants control. He’s nothing but a rotting core in a human costume.”

"He volunteers at a soup kitchen, cheats on his wife, lies to his kids, and hasn’t worked in years—but still walks around like he’s the second coming. He’s not a man. He’s a rotting core in a human costume."
by Roxx Farron June 9, 2025
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Humanity

The thing that created capitalism, anti-aging lotion and Collen Ballinger.
Person 1: I can't believe humanity has come to this.
Cat: Dude I am literally a cat
by wb0192837465 July 20, 2023
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Humanity

(Castiel) is in love with humanity.
by Crimeprincess September 26, 2020
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Human

A featherless bipod
Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)
by john bron March 22, 2019
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human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 5, 2013
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