Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.

Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.

by BigIz69 May 9, 2022

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.

That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.

by theartist313 November 6, 2022

ham

ugly asf bro

bruh colby’s lowkey ham duda

by Anonymous_1226 June 24, 2019

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022