green day 

Green Day is one of the worst rock bands in the history of life itself. They are a pop/punk band from somewhere on this Earth, which nobody cares. They suck complete ass. Billy Joe is a terrible singer and cannot play guitar. Their bassist and drummer both suck too.

Contrary to popular beleif, Green Day is not good.

According to my statistics, 79% of all 14 year old boys & girls like Green Day.

According to my other statistics, Green Day pumped 79% of all 14 year old boys & girls full of drugs to make them like Green Day.

If Tenacious D or Iron Maiden played at a Green Day show, every single one of the little 13 year old Green Day fans would dissappear of this Earth. So would Greenday.

green day by the one who worships Tenacious D April 12, 2006

Green Fairy 

Abbreviation: "GF". Refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.

Observer: "That Green Fairy's husband is flirting with another twink in front of her...She should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while."

Green Fairy by Kipli September 24, 2009

Green Peace

A lodo (low down) term for marijuana so people think you are cultured and matured, when you are really talking about pot.

-Yo, do you know where to go for green peace?

-Yea, it's $25 a gram, $60 an eighth.

-Damn, this better be some good green peace.

Green Peace by "Boston" George Jung October 18, 2008

Green Beret 

A member of the Royal Marines, who specialise in amphibious operations.

Only after passing out at Lympstone can you EARN your green beret.

Green Beret by Champers May 9, 2005

Green day 

1. A day spent doing nothing but smoking marijuana(it's said that the band Green Day got it from being stoned and watching Sesame Street).

2. A band from Oakland, California consisting of three members: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt(real name is Michael Ryan Pritchard) and Tré Cool(AKA Frank Edwin Wright III). And just a reminder for new fans: GREEN DAY IS TWO WORDS. Idjits...

3. The coolest fucking band in existence.

1. Yesterday was a green day.
2. "It's GREEN DAY, not Greenday. Dumbass."

Green day by Jennifer Strong April 10, 2006

Green Shit Packers 

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!

Green Shit Packers by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011

Green alien Gang 

A Gta V gang whose enemy is Purple gang who if you join that gang you are a smchuck

person 1: Aye what gang u in on GTA

person 2: Green alien gang

person 1: im in purple alien gang
person 2: never speak to me again u smchuck

Green alien Gang by Top shagger Jake May 2, 2020