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crack butt

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.
He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.
by Being Super August 3, 2011
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snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.
You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!
by asystole September 13, 2009
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Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load
We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load
by Retardtard August 14, 2014
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crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough
Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch
by tinkertailor November 3, 2009
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Crack-tastical

When a fan fiction is intentionaly written to be crazy, short and contain a lot of spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes and cliches, it is considered to be cracktastical. Something that is cracktastical is often enjoyable to read and is considered to have its own form of brilliance.
OMG, did you read that fic Victoria wrote? It was so crack-tastical! It was brilliant!
by KayCha March 9, 2011
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Man crack

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?
by Goodchild May 20, 2015
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