February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

12 February

The worst day you will ever have

On the 12 February k left

by Kitakitkat123 April 9, 2022

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

February 2

Hot people are born february 2nd.

Look! She was born in february 2nd! She must be THAT bitch.

by gayfurry November 22, 2021

February 27

A day where you spend time with your friends all day. Go to the mall or sum?

So what do you want to do on February 27? You want to go bowling?

by crustytoenails420 February 15, 2020

February 2

National send nud3s to your bf/gf!

It’s February 2 national send nud3s to your bf/gf!

by unenthusiasticshi February 2, 2025