by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022
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Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country
Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Ethan mug.if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
by janejoe August 12, 2025
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Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”
by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023
Get the Ethan simpson mug.Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.
"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"
"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."
"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"
"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."
"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"
by Sovanny March 29, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!
by CityBoyCody November 27, 2021
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