crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

D-crack

A puerile and disgusting sight that occurs due to a certain Deb's perpetually low pants.

WHOA Jeto, cop a load of that D-CRACK...

by laszlo maholy-moly December 21, 2008

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

life crack

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.

---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!

by jgnarly April 7, 2010

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012