Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*

by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

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Shitty Cat

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.

Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.

by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020

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Cursed Cat

Cursed Cats are a genre of meme that consists of cats with oddly weird things about them, very funny memes that everyone can get a laugh at.

Want to see some Cursed Cats?
Bet!
Alright here!
BAHAHAHAHAHA

by _cqt August 27, 2020

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Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

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clever cat

A cool and hip alliteration to describe the cleverness of a person. It may also be used sarcastically when someone does something insanely idiotic.

Person 1: Jimmy disproved the theory of gravity!
Person 2: He's one clever cat!

by TiredofTyranny December 31, 2012

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The Minister's Cat

Another name for a secret affair that is greatly sought after... much like that represented in Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic work: The Scarlet Letter.

We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!

by Poonberry Associates January 20, 2013

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