A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.
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We snuck back to the hotel, and I tore that ass up... I mean balls deep in the minister's cat till she was singing the Hallelujah chorus!
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"I don't feel like going out tonight, I was just going to mess about on my computer. But you can come over with your laptop and be my company cat"
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