by Wertyslays07 October 30, 2020

by Zrae420 August 13, 2022

A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.
Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
by Come Drinker December 29, 2020

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.
by Atticool April 18, 2025

by Strangepathways July 11, 2021

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion
by mickdre October 27, 2021
