Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors

bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014

by KazDK December 13, 2016

Blood Eagle

The act of nutting in your right hand while subsequently using that hand to slap a bitch in the face. NB: Use with caution and only on bitches and hoes.

She received a proper blood eagle only a bitch could’ve deserved

by Pedro_theViking May 13, 2024

bloods

BLOOD actually stands for

Brotherly Love Overrides Oppression

wasup cuz?

nm cuz

watchu bangin fool?

bloods nigga

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 4, 2022

Champions Blood

Simply, the blood of a champion, having this substance coursing through your body gives you the upper hand in a competitive setting, not unlike sucking The Glacdick

“I’s gots the Champions Blood, you dirt”

by FossilDiggerStudios August 2, 2021

Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.

I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!

by toCheeka May 18, 2011