Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

Cunt Biscuit

A biscuit the girlfriend shoves up her vagina for 60 seconds, takes it out, and the boyfriend eats it.

I made Ryan eat that Cunt Biscuit

by HiggyBank15 April 11, 2019

new england biscuit

1. Someone that is fresh to New England.
2. When after your lady cums, you dip a biscuit in there.

1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.

by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017

Biscuits

Shoes, usually shitty ones.

Biscuits

by What The Pop March 11, 2018

Biscuit

(noun)
1. Another term for Penis

Sergey: "Do you want to eat my biscuit?"
Craig: "Wow your biscuit is so deformed"

by Pretty Baron May 23, 2018

air biscuit

A form of a human fart that is unwittingly released.

Watch out guys, an air biscuit was set free in the garage.

by Keepitcochino July 31, 2016

Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009