Break moment

When something/someone is such a failure, and the event is recorded, it ends up as a featured video on Break.com
Usually involves a stupid stunt and/or alcohol.

Idiot: "Argh! I can't feel my legs! (Attempted back-flipping into swimming pool from the third floor of a hotel; failed)
Moron: "Dude, that is SO a Break moment!"

by Kil Lerown June 15, 2010

Giovanni moment

A Giovanni moment is when a person of common society starts calling other people; Liberals, term deriving from the democratic political party who emphasizes social equality and equal opportunity. Democrats support voting rights and minority rights, including LGBT rights. When called a liberal it is used in a derogative way suggesting you are a bad person.

"Jake you are a Liberal!", Said Josh this is a Giovanni moment

by giovanni perdonas March 2, 2021

Hallmark moment

An act so improbable it looks staged. Like on a greeting card.
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

"I thought he couldn't stand her. Now they're standing close and sharing his peanut butter."

"Yeah. They're having a Hallmark moment."
Hallmark moment peanut butter staged

by Yasmeen10 July 4, 2012

Dogleg moment

To say or do something so fucking stupid it makes no senses to any body but that stupid fucking pointy gremlin (dogleg)

Fucking hell that made zero sense, what a dogleg moment

by The tunt February 25, 2022

otto moment

When an individual does something weird and "edgy" and doesn't think anything more about it.

-Look at these overpriced shoes i just bought!
-Bro they look like shit and are expensive asf
-No its a limited edition from my favorite rapper!
-Bro Otto moment

by osseee April 16, 2021

David moment

A David moment is when someone does something strange weird or completely stupid

Did you really say yolo in 2020 that's a that's a David moment right their

by Hello there Kenobi December 28, 2020

Hodak Moment

A hodak moment is a rare, one-time moment that is captured with a photo of ladies have a picture together thinking they are tha bomb pouting their lips and posing like hookers.

Guy #1: Dude, check out them broads gathered together for the camera.

Guy #2: I know bro. That's a textbook hodak moment there.

by Jack Spliff June 6, 2010