Adam

Super handsome man who pulls girls whos name starts with A.

(also has a fat ass)

Adam has a fat ass

by Gluestick Eater November 18, 2023

Adam redmond

the hottest redmond to ever live

LOOK ITS "ADAM REDMOND"

by ramonanotfound April 25, 2025

Adam

Adams is known for having a massive cock and for getting all the bitches.

Man I wish a had a friend like Adam so he can get some bitches

Oh look it's Adam let's suck his dick.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Adam

Adam is someone who loves the Gaa. But works part time as a slave for master oogway and chicken Joe.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.

Adam is awesome. I hope he doesnt enslave an entire village like wanda did. After his knighthood by Quandale Dingle he became a Jedi Knight and regularly breaks man beds due to what he does to Padme. His long running trio with Pickle Rick and Morty his made him become worthy to become one of Grus minions.

by Quandale Dingle the 3rd April 21, 2022

Adam

A gay fagot with a small dick

Adam a asshole

by Ahhdd January 1, 2019

Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

Adam

Adam is an incredibly talented person with lot’s of potential. He is caring for others, and is extremely attractive. He might as well be considered a god.

Hey! Did you see Adam at school today? He smells like peach yogurt!

by BruhWTFwhydidicreatethis November 22, 2021