your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

Booty Brother

A gay partner who likes asshole playand likes dildos being shoved up all the way into the large intestine. They offen like to dress up in feminine clothing.

Nicholas: that cock burger was good!

Dexon: well it's time to be my booty brother SLUT!!

Nicholas: (gulp) ok then daddy.

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.

My half-co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018

brother

Male that has two parents in common with another living being.

Brother.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024

spit on your brother

A day you spit on your brother 🥰 ITS ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!

Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what

Brother: what?

You: *spit on him*

brother: WTF

You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!

by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021