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Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.
They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB
by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018
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Pass the ham

When usually in a gang bang situation two or more men shares the same girl/girls or boy/s. It also applies to a fellow who has his meat treated by multiple users.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: What was Jeff's house party like?
Girl 2:Nothing spec. But Jess and I found a beautiful Greek stallion, so we decided to pass the ham in the bathroom for a while.
by DrOpie August 18, 2022
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Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
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Ham Aslume

A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).
"Why is Bone still trapped in the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?
by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024
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Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!
I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!
by drew_herps October 26, 2025
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scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force
I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…
by Bucket coach June 25, 2023
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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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