The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
Get the Crackermug. Don't get out of line or I will have to get the cracker .
Stupid white ass cracker ,yes I am a cracker I crack the whip
Stupid white ass cracker ,yes I am a cracker I crack the whip
by Jesus juice 69 May 21, 2021
Get the Crackermug. Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.
I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!
by Puddnn March 24, 2022
Get the Crackermug. by The 1 and Only BlackMikeHurst March 25, 2021
Get the Crackermug. An insult that means oppressive loser, or oppression denying loser. Though often thought to be a racial slur, it is not. It is a play on Power Dynamics. Originally from the sound of a slave owner cracking their whip. The name isn't based off the color of ones skin, but the oppressive power and privilege a person holds over another. Often used towards white people or people who are white passing due to power dynamics in modern times and through out history, but not strictly used against those who are white or white passing.
by SoManyPickles AH! March 15, 2023
Get the Crackermug. A “derogatory” term founded by white supremacists, to seem like they’re oppressed, when they’re really not. This has backfired, as when most of the time when people use the term, they use it sarcastically or in a satire way.
by Stupid Af June 23, 2021
Get the Crackersmug. Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean.
They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.
2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.
3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.
3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
Get the Cracker Whoremug.