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Cracker

A european nazi from the mediterranean that’s barely white but always likes to talk shit.
He’ also a zionist for some reason.
Cracker: “You arabs always come to our nations and rape our women.”

innocent dude: “Fuck you mean <<you>>? I ain’t raped no one. I’m not even Arab.”

Cracker: “Tomato Potato, you’re all the same.”

Innocent dude: “Fuck you too then, Cracker.
by mh049 July 26, 2025
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Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people
by EmJayee January 3, 2019
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Coconut Cracker

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."
by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024
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Twack Cracker

" Had to call the police on the twack crackers across the street again, they are always a problem"
by James Extraordinaire June 23, 2025
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Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022
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Crackerism

When black people are racist to white people by calling them cracker's
That is a crack hey that's crackerism
by Ken the loser April 2, 2022
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Cracker Whore

Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean.

They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.)
They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They're also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their spouse. They’re also disproportionately transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, xenophobic, and sexist but that isn’t a requirement for being a cracker whore, you can still qualify just by being white trashy and slutty.
(Masculine/feminine/gender neutral)
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.

2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own trashy ass, hole ridden, cigarette smelling marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.

3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by surprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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