Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Booger Dick

An insult to call a single man who never gets laid, and is always picking his nose.

"Hey Adam, get over here you Booger Dick!"
"Dude, Carl is such a Booger Dick."

by NxtNightmare September 30, 2023

shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye

Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

by Hex... Duh August 31, 2015

Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.

“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.

by Taylorret83 June 27, 2019

Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.

Cannon, you have shitter dick syndrome!

by imboredonaroadtrip July 07, 2022

dick trough

Where a penis goes to quench its thirst. An orifice. Mouth, Vagina, anus

Also “Cock Trough”

“Shut your fucking dick trough, Debby”

by 3l Duderin0 December 14, 2022