girly dick

A penis that is so small in size, it looks like a woman's clit.

Hey Melvin, I saw Jason in the bathroom, he had to sit to pee cause of his girly dick.

by KaiFoxxx July 23, 2022

shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand

Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus

by Sir Pawselton May 1, 2019

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

pouncin onda dick

when you jump hardly onda diiickk.

girl i was pouncin onda dick last evening .

by punani pasta / wet noodle April 18, 2019

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

gave it the dick

When an individual completes an activity exceptionally well.

Bill: How did that interview go?

Al: I just gave it the dick

by Bushdidharabme November 12, 2018