concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 03, 2018

Soapy dick day

Your boyfriend or guy best friend has to send a soapy dick picture

Hey it’s Soapy dick day send a soapy dick picture

by Unknownsrose June 11, 2024

Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.

Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."

by The DoOver July 19, 2013

Dick Hick

A dick who is also stupid/unsophisticated

"Wow isn't Brad such a dick hick?"
"Yea he's rude and stupid"

by spidermanreposts November 24, 2014

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

dick broer

A confused old man that has lost all control

Morty is such a dick broer

by Jnasty1211qq August 12, 2021

Dick Fence

A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"

Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations

Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."

by dRocl August 30, 2015