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jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
by burbman1969 April 13, 2021
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Dick

Dick sucking is when a male or female go down on you in sexual inter course or when someone gets on your nerves you say that
by Dick sucking April 13, 2021
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The headless dick

When you are fucking a girl in a harry potter fantasy and your main bitch walks in and cuts your dick off and slaps you with it across your neck
Got caught cheating at hogwarts so she gave me the headless dick
by SlickWilly—-8 April 14, 2021
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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
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chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.
Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”
by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021
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dick

boys, look down 😁🤚
boy: what’s a dick?
me: half idk but i know your mum has one 😬🤩
boy: ... what
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National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day
Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day
by Steve dumb April 16, 2021
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