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Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night
by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020
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Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red
"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."
by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019
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Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.
1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.
by The d pocket June 1, 2019
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Swinging dick

when a M2F ride a dick,her dick will swinging in a very cute way
My girl Kelly have a very adorable swinging dick
by Dopeternet January 21, 2019
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Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.
“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”
by ONCTrain December 5, 2023
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Dick

Why,why did u search this up?
YOUR A DICK
by Sickomood Toni October 17, 2019
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