Slap ass day

National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.

Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!

by XxpandabearxX December 9, 2019

Fuck ass

Some being beyond retarded

Don't be a fuck ass man

by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017

Bite ass day

On October 7th any guy can go over to any girl and bite her ass hard and they can’t say anything about it !

Hey babe! Its Bite Ass Day, I like your butt cheeks, they look juicy

*bites down hard on her ass*

by User123;4 October 3, 2020

Ass Blunts

The tiny, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left behind after wiping your ass. Most commonly found the toilet seat or bathroom floor.
(Tiny joint shaped toilet paper)

I asked you to clean the bathroom but you didn’t clean the ass blunts under the toilet seat.

by Nay-Nay May 30, 2022

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

Out-Assed

When one is comparing asses and the other has a bigger ass

"She out-assed you, hers is bigger"

by Patata Picante December 11, 2016

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019