national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

vacation dick

That dick that is big as fuck.. So big that you can only take it for the weekend or however long you're on vacation

"Met this guy while on vacation he definitely had vacation dick"

by @milkchocolate31 June 17, 2016

Grab dick day

September 11 is grab dick day have some fun and grab some dicks

Oh shit today’s grab dick day let’s go grab some dicks

by Grab dick day September 10, 2019

Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

han dick

English version of Han Lee, a close synonym but with this word one says it as a sarcastic way to catch people on their shit.

"He's such a jerk but I'm sure I'm special."
"han dick."

by DJsan September 24, 2020

dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 23, 2015