I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My

Always you do love I.
My words appear scrambled today.

But never my love 4u

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 30, 2024

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

If I DO Not change My Mind Then It will Happen

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

tickle my gizzard.

A term referring to the feeling when you experience extreme joy and elation from something your favorite person did. It could be a look, or something they say, that causes the chest palpitations from extreme love.

(After laughing out loud), you sure tickle my gizzard.

by Jalecl June 4, 2023

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024