dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 2, 2021

Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Dick

A thing all men play with

My male friend play with his dick

by Daniel the 2nd February 4, 2021

Dick

A male genital.
An insust.

A short name for Richard.

Ahhh man my dick in juicing.
Or fuck you you dick
Oh hey Richard/dick

by C6rn February 6, 2021

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.

P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."

by ZXS February 7, 2021