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Boy1: Yeah, my friend... texted me something weird, one time, lol.
Boy2: What?
He was like, Hey, what's up?
Boy1: Nothing much, you?
...
Boy1: What do you want?
and he said,
dat dick
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHA.
dat dick, i want it u, me, and... him ?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Poop Dick

by Poop dick man October 1, 2020
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dick picz

A codeword for a male to send a female memes often from a credible meme dealer, close guy friend, or even a male at 12am on school night.

Often misunderstood for photographs of male genitals.
Meme dealer: Hey... You alone?
Her: yea, why?
Meme dealer: cause ima send you some dick picz.
Her: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Meme dealer: Look in the chat dipshit.
by Yeslawd November 7, 2020
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destiny’s dick

A person, who just out of destiny is destined to be a massive dick
“Hey John, marks being a destiny’s dick, should we violate him?”
by KingKezza November 30, 2020
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dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
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Dick Shy

The act of avoiding a penis or penile object.
Aw man I didn't get any last night she was all dick shy.
by Wordsmith808 April 6, 2024
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