stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 07, 2025

F up my S

A way to say fuck up my shit in polite company

Get lost man or you'll f up my s

by hep303 March 25, 2022

Picture’s up

“Picture’s up!” is a term used by the 1st AD on a film set to indicate that the 1st AD has just said “Picture’s up!” It has no correlation to the actual filmmaking process.

1st AD: Alright picture’s up.

15 minutes pass without rolling.

1st AD: and pictures up.

20 minutes.
1st AD: picture’ll be up here. Alright picture’s gonna be up…uh yah.

2 hours.

1st AD: okay picture’s up lock it up and roll sound.

by House_pet August 17, 2022

fuck up fixer

A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector

Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.

by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017

3 fingers held up

It means that you are loyal to FICTIONAL boys/men. (Applies only to index, middle and ring finger being held up at the same time holding the other two together.)

"Why are your 3 fingers held up like that in your snap?"
"It's because I'm loyal to fictional boys."

by cloudgirl2 May 04, 2023

Muck up day

A day where usually year 12s do things that are not allowed e.g tying a year 7 to a pole ect. mostly done in Australia.

Year 12 N1 : What are you doin for Muck Up day?
Year 12 N2 : I’m starting a water balloon fight on the oval

by eedeen November 11, 2021

Scrounge it up

To shit, piss and kill yourself

-Charlie Scroungeitup

Charlie scrounged wanted to scrounge it up after his mom caught him smoking a joint in his room.

by pooppooppoopboi May 17, 2019