ass

wipe your ass

get toilet paper and stick if your ass crack

by fdjkhnjfbjnfgtjk January 13, 2018

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ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

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Dog Ass Female

J love to chase dog ass niggas
to make her feel like she a dog ass female

Dog Ass Female A bitch Dog

by YTSOA June 5, 2022

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bitch-ass motherfucker

annoying one, of the female gender, that fucks their mom.

"he was a bitch-ass motherfucker"

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

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Gamer ass

The shape and size of young American men's asses from sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and playing video games all of their life. A sad state of affairs.

Not a bad looking guy, but he's got gamer ass.

by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

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