whip the 5-9

Nonsense slang used to confuse old people

Is anyone going to whip the 5-9 tonight?

by Sid 6.7 April 04, 2023

D-Whip

What Derrick Whipple calls his Penis.

Yo how many of you dirty instahoes want a sip of the D-Whip.

by Anon311385376543 August 05, 2020

gorilla whip

taking your cock and slaping her in the face with it also the clit is another favorite

my girl nutted so hard after i knocked the bottom loose i gorilla whipped her in to submission

by dinodaboss May 07, 2012

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 12, 2017

strawberry whip cream

When you squirt whipped cream on a girl’s pussy when she’s on her period and eat her out.

“Yo, Brad, I totally strawberry whip creamed that chick”

by ouyes August 07, 2023

Tit Whip

1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.

1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 02, 2015

Chief Whip

What Michael Gove spanks Dominic Cummings with when they are not making Britain worse.

Did you see the Chief Whip sneak into the Cabinet Office the other day underneath Cummings' Umbrella dressed in full leather Bondage? I wonder what spanking is in order....

by Blue_Labour September 23, 2020