A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016
Get the turtle bathmug. by Acritus April 20, 2017
Get the turtlesmug. pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
Get the helpless turtlemug. by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024
Get the Winking Turtlemug. by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. 