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Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
mugGet the Grumpy Trollmug.

trolling lure

Pornography used as bait by law enforcement to apprehend your everyday troll or sex offender.
Jesus the troll was setup and apprehended in a sting operation planned and executed by the county sheriff after he illegally downloaded the free "trolling lure" pornography without expressed written consent.
by Bell UH-1 Huey August 15, 2010
mugGet the trolling luremug.

bottom feeder troll

a troll that feeds off of the trolls that troll the trolls
Go back to your little hole, you bottom feeder troll.
He/She is a bottom feeder troll.
by theincubator August 17, 2021
mugGet the bottom feeder trollmug.

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath
Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants
by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021
mugGet the Troll pantsmug.

Trolls

These guys are such trolls
by cpm07 September 29, 2024
mugGet the Trollsmug.

Master-baiting troll

The creepiest kind of Facebook troll.
The type that sits on Facebook community pages tagging you in everything to get a rise out of people and bait you in.
Sometimes they even may feature your photos in their own groups.
It really gets them off.
"Luke has really been a Master-baiting troll. He's a bit of a concern"
by MrWhittlesea February 19, 2022
mugGet the Master-baiting trollmug.

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