Toilet Event Horizon

The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.

Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

skibidi toilet

toilets that want to defeat the Alliance

The Skibidi Toilet is singing the skibidi song.

by Knyynynyhnhnmnm December 28, 2023

Toilet head

At person who typically enjoys their beverages fresh from the shitter. There usually found anyplace that has a toilet or bowl with water in it.

1: Lmao did you see that retard over there!?!.

2: haha yeah, must be a toilet head.

by Ur mum reeks March 2, 2019

Skibidi toilet

Masterpiece.

Person 1: "Brr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, how I love skibidi toilet!"
Person 2: Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!

by equiuszahhak June 1, 2024

Niggity Toilet

A black skibidi toilet that usually steals and loots stores.

A criminal toilet.

Niggity Toilet: "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes niggity dopple deep deep"

by niggling gigger December 6, 2023