get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

Max

A woman with a suspect but overall acceptable boob-to-mental illness ratio

You see Max over there? Don't let the big tits pull you in, she's crazy.

by Foxtrotoneseven December 19, 2024

Max

A very smart person. Max has always right and he is just generaly great.

Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max

Look over there, at that hunk. His name must be Max

by Carl-johan Dahlberg November 28, 2018

Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is

I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally

by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020

Max

Funny, and a very lovable boy. Protective of his girl and also very nice. So nice and sometimes mischievous. The best boy you can ever have. Can't help to fall in love with him. So charming and handsome.

Max is the best person you can have

by SouledQxeen July 25, 2017

Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025

Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball

Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it

by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023