One Direction

One Direction is The Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers.

Person: Who is One Direction

Directioner: The biggest band on the planet ( Say this is a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

The loud one

The loudest man on Earth with an IQ lower than Beetlejuice. He loves to meet females of all ages, and craves their genitalia. Although commonly referred to as Griff, he loves to be called the loud one, especially during gay interracial anal sex.

"Hey, did you hear about the loud one?"
"That Griff dude? His cock totally stinks!"
"Yeah man, that's him!"

by anonymous March 19, 2021

one direction

5 guys that were formed in 2010 - 2015. they became four guys that decided to go on 18 months break. it's been 70 months since they announced their hiatus. where the fuck is one direction now and why aren't they announcing their reunion yet?

ONE DIRECTION COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THE WORLD NEEDS YOU HELP US WE ARE LOOSING OUR MINDS WITH YOUR OLD MUSIC FROM 2011 2012 2013 2014 AND 2015 WE NEED SOME NEW MUSIC IN 2021 FROM THE BAND WE NEED YOU TOGETHER YOU HAVE TO REUNITE A.S.A.P. THANK YOU

by hs0102 November 20, 2021

Chatless One

A gorgeous hunk who owns noobs and likes to eat brownies.

Dude, your dog is such a Chatless One.

by Gigglethighs June 8, 2009

Ride this one

Fucking your boyfriends or girlfriend Screaming out loud like you on a roller or coaster or carnival ride at your local Carnival or amuseable park or theme park

I'm going have sex with you can you scream out loud and ride this one

by Ride this one by Taylor Bybee October 19, 2020

None-One

This term is used in reply to someone who only drinks one shot and refuses to drink another because they're a coward.

Guy #1: How much did you drink?
Guy #2: One shot.
Guy #1: Want another? It's been awhile since we hung out!
Guy #2: Nah.. probably shouldn't.. *makes up lame excuse*
Guy #1: Wow, man. None-one! You're lame!

by K1$$3$ October 6, 2011