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Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.
Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan
by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019
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Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"
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Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.
"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."
by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025
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Uncle George

An order to kill a client

"Uncle George is to give the order to kill one of their clients and Mother give them the green light to do it

If they don't do it as they are told to do them get be out down on the spot in the ground." - Jim
The assassin was told the secret phrase "Uncle George" over the phone knew that he got the command to proceed to go after his target.
by Secret Agent Jim June 30, 2025
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Double Uncle

A saying that means double income for a couple or group of people.
Person 1: We need more money.. I should get a job.

Person 2: Yes! That way we’d be Double Uncle.
by HempFather July 12, 2025
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Uncle

Person who touches you in your no-no place🥀
Timmy: please don't molest me with those 17 autistic clowns!

Uncle: uncle🗣🗣🗣
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Uncle Ronny

A manipulative, predatory figure who hides harmful intentions behind a friendly, “everybody’s uncle” persona.

An “Uncle Ronny” gains trust through charm and false kinship, often presenting as a caring community member or family-like figure. Behind the scenes, they target vulnerable young people for exploitation, provoke or challenge others to mask insecurity, and may act as an informant for authorities. They often use gossip, rumors, or fabricated “evidence” to blackmail others, creating a climate of fear that keeps them protected and in control.

The term describes someone who:

Pretends to be a safe, familiar figure

Seeks to exploit those with less power

Provokes men to assert false dominance

Collaborates with outside authorities against their own community

Controls through blackmail and fear

In short, an “Uncle Ronny” is a two-faced opportunist who uses trust as a weapon.
Be careful around him — he’s giving real Uncle Ronny vibes, acting friendly while fishing for gossip to use against people.
by Veylan Cross August 12, 2025
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