wang slap

the act of your penis slapping against your leg

before i went to bed i wang slapped for 2 hours.

by billy bob jones big boner August 19, 2011

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.

"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

PoppyCock Slap

The act of cock slapping by ones grandfather or if you're not a grandfather yet, to cock slap while eating Orville Redenbacher's PoppyCock.

My grandfather looks like he's about to PoppyCock Slap that guy in his office. I sure hope he's still got it!

by I'm AB4 February 26, 2010

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Period Slap

When one person (male or female) slaps a woman with a (non-used) tampon or maxi pad, as an insult.

Mary was angry at Christina so she slapped her in the face with a pad... boy was that one hell of a period slap!

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 5, 2010

Leopard Slap

When somebody takes a mashed chocolate chip cookie and slaps you with it

Yo dawg why you leopard slap me and get chocolate all over my wife beat?

by Nicholas Serro April 29, 2008